While everyone is glued to the UCI press conference, while it strips Lance Armstrong of his 7 Tour de France titles, I began wondering what will Lance wear during his retirement. I mean while on his bike, of course. Obviously..
Giro have said they'll ditch him, so he'll need a new helmet. Nike have said no way, so there goes the jersey and cycling pants. Although he could simply just colour in the white nike swishes.. Hold on, he's no longer chairman of Livestrong.. so that might have to come off, although he's still a board member.. So let him wear the yellow bracelet. Not sure who his shoe sponsor is, but likely Giro as well, so those will have to go. Then what will he ride? Trek said adios baby! A Specialized maybe.. The name fits. That just leaves him with Oakely sunglasses.. they said they'd stay, until monday at least, when the UCI would decide.. Ooops, its monday. No more sunglasses Lance...
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